Categoria: Beelzebub’s Tales to His Grandson (1950 páginas)

  • B1162

    B1161 <=> B1163 [BTG XLVI Form and sequence, p. 1162] Chapter XLVI “Não se preocupe comigo, meu querido avô, esse meu estado logo passará. Evidentemente, durante o último ‘dianosk’, ponderei muito ativamente e, com toda a probabilidade, a partir desse funcionamento não acostumado ‘recém-temporizado’, o ritmo geral do funcionamento de toda a minha presença comum…

  • B41

    B40 B42 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 41] Please, reader, do not worry . . . I shall of course also write of the Earth, but with such an impartial attitude that this comparatively small planet itself and also everything on it shall correspond to that place which in fact it occupies and…

  • B42

    B41 B43 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 42] But do you know what, reader? In case you decide, despite this Warning, to risk continuing to familiarize yourself with my further writings, and you try to absorb them always with an impulse of impartiality and to understand the very essence of the questions I…

  • B43

    B42 B44 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 43] It is not for nothing that our renowned and incomparable teacher, Mullah Nassr Eddin, frequently says: “Without greasing the palm not only is it impossible to live anywhere tolerably but even to breathe.” And another also terrestrial sage, who has become such, thanks to the…

  • B44

    B43 B45 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 44] To tell the truth, it is not this which is now chiefly worrying me, but the fact that at the end of this reading I also constated that in the sum total of everything expounded in this chapter, the whole of my entirety in which…

  • B45

    B44 B46 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 45] Wait! Wait! . . . This process, it seems, is also ceasing, and in all the depths of my consciousness, and let us meanwhile say “even beneath my subconsciousness,” there already begins to arise everything requisite for the complete assurance that it will entirely cease,…

  • B46

    B45 B47 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 46] “Your mother is a — , your father is a — , your grandfather is more than a — ; may your eyes, ears, nose, spleen, liver, corns . . .” and so on; in short, he pronounced in various keys all the curses he…

  • B47

    B46 B48 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 47] “The first week of this new service, I once noticed that after performing this duty of mine, I felt for an hour or two vaguely ill at ease. But when this strange feeling, increasing day by day, ultimately became a definite instinctive uneasiness from which…

  • B48

    B47 B49 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 48] “After a short time, from the other end of this famous salutary oven, there flowed, with a delightful gurgling sound, a definite quantity of pellucid and ideally clean fat to the profit of the fathers of our town for the manufacture of soap and also…

  • B49

    B48 B50 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 49] “Then the barber-surgeon so infuriated by this that his hair, even beneath his armpits, stood on end, flung his net on the pavement and spitting over his left shoulder, loudly exclaimed: “’Oh, Hell! What a time to ring!’ “As soon as the exclamation of the…

  • B50

    B49 B51 [BTG I The arousing of thought, p. 50] “And in fact, since I began to do so, I no longer feel the said instinctive uneasiness.” Well, now, patient reader, I must really conclude this opening chapter. It has now only to be signed. He who . . . Stop! Misunderstanding formation! With a…

  • B3

    =>B4 Chapter I — The Arousing of Thought ENTRE outras convicções formadas em minha presença comum durante minha vida responsável e peculiarmente composta, há também uma — uma convicção indubitável — de que sempre e em qualquer lugar da Terra, entre pessoas de todos os graus de desenvolvimento da compreensão e de todas as formas…

  • B4

    B3 B5 In any case I have begun just thus, and as to how the rest will go I can only say meanwhile, as the blind man once expressed it, “we shall see.” First and foremost, I shall place my own hand, moreover the right one, which – although at the moment it is slightly…

  • B5

    B4 B6 I could then have done this very easily because before beginning the actual writing, it was assumed that there was still lots of time; but this can now no longer be done, and I must, without fail, as is said, “even though I burst,” begin. But with what indeed begin . . .…

  • B6

    B5 B7 Just in this alone I shall follow their example and also begin with such an address, but I shall try not to make it very “sugary” as they usually do, owing particularly to their evil wiseacring by which they titillate the sensibilities of the more or less normal reader. Thus . . .…

  • B7

    B6 B8 Speaking frankly, I inwardly personally discern the center of my confession not in my lack of knowledge of all the rules and procedures of writers, but in my nonpossession of what I have called the “bon ton literary language,” infallibly required in contemporary life not only from writers but also from every ordinary…

  • B8

    B7 B9 And nothing stuck, as it was quite recently made clear to me, not through any fault of mine, nor through the fault of my former respected and nonrespected teachers, but this human labor was spent in vain owing to one unexpected and quite exceptional event which occurred at the moment of my appearance…

  • B9

    B8 B10 However that may have been, yet the real fact, illuminated from every side like an American advertisement, and which fact cannot now be changed by any forces even with the knowledge of the experts in “monkey business,” is that although I, who have lately been considered by very many people as a rather…

  • B18

    B17 B19 If you indeed think so, then you are very, very mistaken. First of all, I am not young; I have already lived so much that I have been in my life, as it is said, “not only through the mill but through all the grindstones”; and secondly, I am in general not writing…

  • B19

    B18 B20 I shall do this without fail, moreover, because I just now again remember the story of what happened to a Transcaucasian Kurd, which story I heard in my quite early youth and which in subsequent years, whenever I recalled it in corresponding cases, engendered in me an enduring and inextinguishable impulse of tenderness.…